fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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me in the shower: where the hell are all these bruises coming from
me: .........
me: ..............................
me: oh right i'm on color guard

colorguard4lyfe:

I think I’ve hit a couple clarinetists with my flag this year (or at least made contact with their instrument during this one pass-through) but what scares me the most is that when I apologized, they replied “wait no you didn’t hit me” did I cause memory loss oh god I’m so sorry


lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via mildlyanxiousatthedisco)


mrssaberhagen:

drarry:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

GOD

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andleyy:

when the wounds aren’t stitched

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when the remains aren’t beautiful

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when it’s only some of your hate

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when heaven is a bitch and doesn’t call

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when love is finally fair

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when god don’t bless you

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when old people drink whiskey

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when you just ain’t bulletproof

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when it’s not done for you

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when it’s not the fucking end

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when your damn heart isn’t on fire

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that moment when they don’t die for you

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(via mychemicalduality)


destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via mildlyanxiousatthedisco)


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uunq:

destroy the idea that clothing has gender

(via laughing-llama)


I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.
Charles Bukowski (via 17blackclouds)

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